so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
What have they done to you? This is my fault. I wasn’t there for you. I’m so sorry.
Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
I kinda hate myself at the moment but I’ve got a hot prom dress and had Chinese for dinner so I guess it’s not that bad.